|Last Stretch Before Christmas
||[Dec. 24th, 2006|10:31 am]
The holiday season is upon us, the snow is slowly coming down, the decorations and lights are beginning to shine, the stockings have been hung, and not o mention SeXXXy Eddy is also hung... like a horse ("High Five" - in the voice of Borat). I've been putting these journal entries off, Christmas shopping... you sleep with that many girls, then you've got to pay. All those ladies who didn't grace me with an STD in 2006 (the gift that keeps on giving) got a little something extra in their assholes... I mean, stockings this year ;)|
Back to the IWS for "Season's Beatings" on Saturday, December 2nd in singles competition versus the big man "Paranoid" Jake Matthews with his valet Lollipop. Not to be outdone, I was accompanied by LuFisto the equalizer. Now this could have been a great match, but what prevented that was the crooked Commissioner Andy Rossetti's newly appointed senior referee making his officiating debut - the "Prophet" Jeremy Berkaloff. Not only was he biased throughout the contest, but he cut off my strip, explaining that pornography will no longer be tolerated in the IWS. I had Matthews down on many occasions, but the numbers were too great; with Matthews taking it with his dreaded reverse fisherman buster, driving me right on my head.
Friday, December 8th I was the special guest referee at the ALF for a strap match between the lovely Taina and the egotistical Sweet Cherrie accompanied by Princesse Stéphanie. This was their final show of 2006, so I needed to do something special before the bout. I brought into the ring a very special person who has supported indy wrestling in Quebec forever (she was there for my first match!) I brought in the crowd favorite Cristiane. Now some would say, "Are you crazy!" or "You've got to be kidding!" or "Eddy, your fucked in the head!" Well, I'm the only one with the balls to ever pull something like this off, so I did! Once in the ring, she did not want to leave. I even found her false teeth in my underwear! Needless to say, the match was delayed for six minutes due to her excessive leaking which needed to be mopped up. Like usual, my officiating was right down the middle. The girls brought the pain, with some interesting holds and the strap in play. Cherrie was in control throughout, but in the end Taina used part of the festive decorations... a Christmas turkey, to knock out her opponent. We danced all around the ring, and then I jigged it up with some drunk audience members. The turkey breast tasted great, but Taina's tasted even better!
Saturday night, we were in Philly for CZW's biggest show of the "Cage of Death 8: Coming Undone" (time flies since my first COD, two years ago). I faced Hallowicked in a #1 Contender's match for the Jr. Heavyweight title (winner faces Jigsaw in January '07). I enjoyed my match and found it to be quite entertaining, I was not on my game, but the match was good. Not to be bitter, but the crowd's enthusiasm to the match was disappointing. There were too many blood-marks that only come out to see one show a year, expecting a gore-fest. I'm sorry fans, but I don't do that all the time; and frankly, the majority of the CZW fans in attendance that night were spoiled and undeserving. The biggest pop was for my pattented "garbage-can moonsault". As I attempted to remove the trash can from my head and take the win, "Pure Impact" Derek Frazier made his return at my expense by slamming a chair across the can with me still inside. Wicked hit a moonsault and pinned me, still prisoner to the garbage can.
On a quick note, I attended the NCW's 20th Anniversary show on Saturday, December 16th. This was the first federation that I wrestled for in a real ring (IWS was just starting, and the first shows were done on gym mats with makeshift ropes in a dirty bar). I was jobbed out during my stay (which is normal for a rookie), but just a little too much. I had eventually left because I did not feel appreciated, nor did I feel I was being used properly, and because I wanted to grow as a wrestler (they discouraged wrestling elsewhere). I had past grudges, but by the end of the night they had all disappeared, all is forgiven. I saw past faces and friends, and for the first time met some former wrestlers whom had built the company in it's beginnings who were now with secure jobs and with families. It was a nostalgic experience and it was relaxing not to be in the spotlight. Just to sit back & enjoy the show. I wish NCW continued success, to 20 more years.
Before I leave you for a long deserved vacation, I would like to reprint a great description made of myself for a Death Match show held back during this past summer. I will write back in late-January. I would also like to thank this good friend/professional in the world of wrestling. He has been involved in the sport in one form or another for the past 40 years. Credits to Gordo "the wizard of id" from www.declarationofindependents.net :
"SeXXXy Eddy is, at first glance, an unlikely candidate for hardcore icon status. He’s small in stature, slim of build and presents an almost comedic porn star image with his ring attire and claims that his most dangerous weapon is his “five pounds of cock meat” but don’t be fooled. Eddy is one of the most dangerous men to ever step into the ring. He will use every weapon of hardcore at his disposal and he’ll do it on the mat and in the air. Here is a man who will moonsault from the top rope onto an opponent while wearing a garbage can over his shoulders; a man to whom jumping from heights is as natural as breathing; a man who secured his place in hardcore legend by drinking his own squirting arterial blood. SeXXXy Eddy cut his teeth in the insane rings of IWS, his artery in the madness of CZW’s Tournament of Death and, where his twisted brand of triple X hardcore violence was too much for promotions to allow, he cut his path with amazing aerial skills and technical acumen. In Stranglehold he will be unrestrained and uncensored; his opponents and the fans will discover that SeXXXy Eddy redefines the ‘hard’ in hardcore."
Happy & Horny Holidays -XO-